'thank you'
'hm,whats that?'
'what?'
'duh.you were looking at me while you handed the money to the waiter'
'so?'
'so... Can you be any more rude? You r supposed to eyeball them when you give them money. Its basic etiquette.'
'what difference does it make whether i look at him or not, he prolly dont give a shit anyways. 'sides Im gonna leave him his undeserved tip anyway, arnt i?'
'show some respect to the working class ya?!'
'i show them respect alright. i give HIM 20 bucks for watching me eat. Now if he was to bring me my coffee in a diamond platter...'
'we r not in a 5star joint. Have some compassion, its christmas for fucksake.'
'im just saying we work hard for the money, i would like to see them bust their ass a lil bit. Thats all.'
'yous r coldhearted motherfucker'
'i conceded with the tip ya? u want my respect, you gonna have to work it'
